How The Lawn Mower 2.0 Replacement Blade Subscription Works
We put a lot of effort into making manscaping as easy and painless as possible. Sometimes that comes in the form of technology that literally reduces physical pain. Other times, it’s a matter of convenience. The replacement blade subscription service is the latter, and we think you’ll like it. Gentlemen, this is how The Lawn Mower 2.0 replacement blade subscription works.
The subscription plan is nice, but it makes little sense until you fully understand the value of The Lawn Mower 2.0 blade module. It’s packed to the brim with brand-new technology that makes manscaping easier, safer, and more precise than ever before.
The blade itself is ceramic. That’s wonderful for a number of reasons. Chief among them is that ceramics are harder and hold an edge longer than steel. That means you won’t be needing a special kit to take care of your blade, and even the densest bushes in the world won’t force you to replace the blade very often. Another great advantage of ceramic blades is that they are easier to shape. The 2.0 has more cutting components than its predecessor, and that makes it better at trimming those ultra-thick shrubs. Ceramics are also heat resistant. That’s important because the 2.0 has a much more powerful motor, but the new blade won’t conduct the heat from that motor to your precious jewels. Lastly, ceramics are extremely microbe resistant. Being harder and even less porous than steel, these blades are the cleanest on the market.
The material isn’t the only thing making these blade modules amazing. They’re also designed with new SkinSafe technology. It allows you to press harder without risk of nicks and cuts. This new trimmer gives you the freedom to trim more aggressively and with more precision than anything else out there.
The Refill Subscription
So, now that you know what your blade module can do, you’re going to want to keep it in top shape. Even though ceramic is the best material we can legally use to make a blade for your trimmer, it has limits. Some of you guys are packing redwood forests down there, and the wonderful, hard, sharp ceramic blade will still succumb. When that happens, you want to have a replacement ready.
The subscription is pretty simple. A replacement blade costs $14.99 and is shipped straight to your door. You can turn on automatic renewals, and you’ll have your fresh blade timed perfectly for when you next need it. The default setting is three months (an average expectation for most guys to want to swap), but you can customize the service to better suit your routine. When you get a feel to how frequently you need a new module, you can set that up with us and we’ll make sure you never forget. The days of having to grin and bear a subpar manscaping trim are behind you.
This service is already nice, but there’s more to replaceable blade modules than sharpness. As antimicrobial as ceramics are, they can still enable a cross-contamination of bacteria and other microbes if you don’t use them right. In reality, you want to wash your trimmer between uses on different parts of your body. The stuff that is native to your armpits can cause damage to your junk, and you don’t want that. A good scrubbing between those trims is in order, but who has time for that? The easier route is to have a few blade modules and just dedicate them to specific regions of your body. Instead of having to scrub a trimmer blade, you can just swap and go.
The problem is that you aren’t made of money. We get that. You can spread your investment out a little, and the subscription service will keep you stocked with enough modules to make life easy without forcing you to live on ramen and PBJs for a pair of weeks. Once you have enough blades to stay clean, you can adjust your subscription timer to make sure you’re always packing a sharp blade. The best part is that dedicating your modules like this will improve their lifespan by quite a bit. Being clean can save you money!
Complement it with The Perfect Package 2.0
Now that you’re set up with a magnificent trimmer and an endless supply of refill blades, you want to take care of the rest of your manscaping resources. Just like we made blade management easy, we’ve completely simplified the rest of your tool kit. The Perfect Package 2.0 is a consolidated kit that has everything you need for top-notch manscaping.
We’ve already covered enough of The Lawn Mower 2.0, so we’ll skip to the next item on the list. The Plow is the manscaping razor designed for an exact task. Its double-edged safety design is perfect for the delicate task of shaving pubes and balls. It’s completely waterproof, so you can use it with whatever lube you choose, and it utilizes a stainless steel blade that is engineered specifically for a close body shave. Refill packs come in 10’s, so you can keep sharp razor blades stocked just as reliably as replacement trimmer modules.
There’s one thing to note for those of you who haven’t used The Plow before. It’s a two-edged safety razor. It doesn’t use the same technique as the multi-blade razors you have probably applied to your face. If you’re unfamiliar with the technique, watch a quick video guide before you mutilate your junk.
We’re experts in the realm of manscaping. We’ve been doing this a lot. We’ve genuinely invested in science and engineering to master the art. Despite all of that, we still get push back when we tell guys to trim and shave before they shower. Yes, Joe Blow Youtuber told you to shower first to soften the hair follicles. Yes, shaving in the shower feels convenient. We even made our tools waterproof in acknowledgement of that fact. But, if you want the absolute best results, the shower needs to come second.
Crop Preserver is one of the main reasons why. It’s ball deodorant that is best applied to clean skin. If you shower first, then shave, you’re going to reduce the impact of Crop Preserver and its Active pH Control. If you shave, shower, dry off thoroughly and then apply Crop Preserver, you’ll find that redness, irritation and razor bumps all magically stop being a major problem.
Now, technically, you can just trim and shave in the shower before you wash and still apply the deodorant after. If you feel compelled, you’ll still get a decent manscaping session out of it. The price you pay is that your skin will suffer from your showers being too long, and your plumbing will eventually succumb to the power of your pubes. You’ve been fairly warned.
The next wonderful item on your list is Crop Reviver. After you shower, you want to gently pat dry (helps avoid ingrown hairs). Before you dress, you can apply Crop Reviver. It has a formula that is designed to complement Crop Preserver and really accelerate the healing process of your skin. While the deodorant controls moisture and works on pH restoration, Reviver provides topical healing relief. It also smells really good, so if you’re worried about developing a funk at the end of a long day, a couple of extra spritzes can pull you out of trouble.
Logically, we might have listed the Magic Mat first. You want it on the floor when you trim and shave to make cleanup easy. But, since we kind of skipped trimming in this part, we figured we could close with the Magic Mat for emphasis. The Perfect Package 2.0 comes with a starter set of mats to let you see how lovely they are. Not wanting to make a mess is one of the most common excuses guys use to fall out of their manscaping routine. The Magic Mat solves that problem instantly. Like the other disposable items we sell, you can get refills with no hassle at all.
This is what we do for you, the aspiring manscaper. We build tools that are optimized for the process. We teach you how to use them. Then, we streamline the upkeep process. You couldn’t ask for more, and yet we still deliver. Manscaped.com is stuffed with every kind of knowledge you could hope to need as a man who takes good care of himself, and it’s updated regularly.