Best Manscaping Trimmer 2019
Are you considering embarking on a manscaping journey? If so, you probably have a lot of questions, and if you don't have a lot of questions, you might be ready to step into an experiment that could go very badly! Don't worry; Manscaped has your best interests in mind. With this, let's take a look at the best trimmer for men (and the reasons The Lawn Mower 2.0 is the best).
How Do You Pick a Great Manscaping Trimmer?
Before we talk about why The Lawn Mower 2.0 is the best manscaping trimmer, we need to talk about what makes any manscaping trimmer good (or not so good, as the case may be).
1. The Motor
One of the most important things to manufacturers of pubic hair trimmers is often the most overlooked necessity for consumers: the motor. Here's the thing—pubic hair is incredible coarse and think. It's much harder to cut through than the hair you have on top of your head, and it's usually coarser than your beard hair. Let's not forget the fact that, even though your scalp and facial skin may be sensitive, that sensitivity doesn't hold a candle to the nerves your nether regions have. As such, the motor you choose for your manscaping tool is more important than you might realize. A low-powered motor begs for uncomfortable tugging, pulling, nicking, and tearing—all words that we'd highly suggest you never use when you're referring to your nether region.
Manscaped's The Lawn Mower 2.0 comes equipped with a 6,000 RPM motor and QuietStroke™ technology that keeps the task of trimming the tree trunk nice and discreet. Whether you're going to be whacking away at your forest for the very first time, or you're a regular manscaper who's already doing landscaping in your lower region on an ongoing basis, The Lawn Mower 2.0's powerful motor is equipped to handle the task at hand. Cheaper motors not only leave a lot to be desired in the coarse hair department; they're also known to burn out and break long before their competitors' life expectancies. It doesn't make sense to pay less money for a product you'll need to replace more often, now does it?
The power of the motor isn't the only thing you need to watch out for. Motors that are poorly designed might have a problem with overheating, which can cause burn injuries to your balls that no man should ever experience. With Manscaped's products, you don't have to worry about that because our reputation for outstanding quality precedes us. The only thing that gets hot below the belt when Manscaped enters the picture will be your sex life.
2. Weight & Size
When you're juggling your balls to get to the secret spots that live in your crotch, the last thing you want is a trimmer that takes two hands to hold. Trust us, you're going to need that second hand to pull your skin taut so you don't force the blades to go over the ripples and wrinkles of your scrotum skin. Lower-quality trimmers tend to be very bulky, heavy, and all-around awkward. Those are the exact opposite of the attributes you should be looking for in a pubic hair trimmer.
Luckily, Manscaped's nearly featherlight invention takes the cake in terms of weight and size. It easily fits in the palm of a person's hand and is so light, you might forget you're even holding it. Don't be fooled by the convenient size and lack of bulk, however; this little guy is up to big challenges that go above and beyond anything other trimmers do. The ergonomic design makes it easy to accomplish manscaping tasks without juggling a heavy, bulky tool that would otherwise take away from the duties of the day.
If you've ever tried to manscape with a ten-pound weight dangling beneath your balls, you already know how important a lightweight device really is. If you're unfamiliar with this concept, you'll just have to trust us that the less weight you have to deal with when you're trimming your junk, the better the end result is going to be. Yes, it's true: size really does matter when you're talking about things that lurk below the belt.
3. The Blades
If you're new to manscaping, you might think blades are just blades. Rest assured, that assumption couldn't be more incorrect. If you go with a trimmer that's got a bad blade setup, you'll soon discover that you're sensitive skin experiences discomfort by way of pulling, stretching, or—gasp!—bleeding. Do bloody balls sound like something you don't really want to have in your briefs? We couldn't agree more!
With The Lawn Mower 2.0's SkinSafe™ technology, your testicles are safe and free from the terrors other trimmers offer. Your sensitive skin is safe from discomfort and all the dangers that could otherwise occur if the blades aren't protected with a specially designed tool that prevents nicks and snags. Only Manscaped can offer our trademarked testicle protection; when the blades get near your balls, you'll be able to experience a hair-free set of boys without worry.
Keeping the blades behaving well when they're around your nuts and berries is only part of what you should be concerning yourself with. It's imperative to find a trimmer that has easy-to-clean blades, too. If your blades trap hair and the gunk that lives around your junk, the motor could burn out before it should. And, for obvious reasons, it's not exactly hygienic to keep loads of leftover skin cells and body dirt that come from a place that's notorious for breeding bad bacteria. If your blades aren't easy to clean, however, that's exactly what you'll be doing.
Thankfully, Manscaped thought about that when we designed The Lawn Mower 2.0. Our SkinSafe™ blade system enables you to easily remove the part of the tool that interacts with your parts so you can clean it and make sure you're not breeding a colony of gross stuff while it's in the cabinet. Plus, The Lawn Mower 2.0 comes with two adjustable guards, meaning you can choose to get up close and personal with your pubic hair, or you can leave it long enough to have some fur without keeping an entire forest around your phallus.
To Cord or Not to Cord?
There's often a great debate between corded and cordless trimmers. Why? Like most things in life, there are pros and cons to each option. Corded trimmers, for example, won't ever run out of your juice when you're halfway done trimming your junk because they've got a constant power source. Then again, you're tethered to the wall for the duration of your duties, so you'd need to make sure the cord is nice and long; otherwise, you'll find yourself in some awkward acrobatic positions when you try to get to the far reaches of your nether region.
On the other hand, cordless creations give you ample flexibility to trim wherever you'd like and strike any pose that suits your mood. However, within cordless options, you would need to decide which battery option is best for you. External batteries (like AAA batteries) are usually the cheaper option, but trimmers that use this type of power can run through the juice pretty quickly, meaning you might be setting yourself up for a greater expense in the long run if you're constantly replacing your batteries. Trimmers that require external batteries also tend to deliver lower power than trimmers that have internal battery sources.
That brings us to the internal power source option. Cordless trimmers tend to be more powerful than their corded counterpart, but they usually require special cords. This means if you're traveling with your trimmer, you're forced to pack extra accessories, which may take up more room than you have in your suitcase. Who wants to deal with extra parts and pieces when you're dealing with your pubes?
We certainly don't! That's why we designed The Lawn Mower 2.0 to be:
- Corded or cordless
- Conveniently chargeable
- Powerful with an internal battery
- Able to hold a charge for up to 60 minutes
Now that you know the backstory about the great debate between cordless and corded trimmers, let's take a deeper dive into the characteristics that make The Lawn Mower 2.0 the best trimmer for men in 2019.
Because our cordless trimmer holds a charge for up to 60 minutes of manscaping, you should easily be able to get all your parts covered (or uncovered, as the case may be) before the power gets depleted. However, if you do find yourself in a situation where you're still half-hairy when the battery dies down, it's easy to charge The Lawn Mower 2.0. We wanted to make our trimmer as travel-friendly and easily accessible as possible, which is why we designed it with a USB charging function. Now, anywhere you have access to a USB outlet (which, let's face it, is pretty much everywhere these days), you can recharge your trimmer.
Where Will You Do Your Trimming?
There are obvious benefits to trimming your pubic hair in the shower, but that's actually not the ideal spot for a great manscaping session. With that said, we understand that some dudes prefer to do the duty beneath the downpour of a great shower head. Plus, sometimes, trimming in the shower can save time if you're in a clock crunch. At Manscaped, we understand that every man has a different way of approaching his most aesthetically pleasing lower region. For this reason, The Lawn Mower 2.0 operates in wet and dry environments. It's 100% waterproof, so it's safe to use in the shower or bathtub, and you won't have to worry about damaging it if it falls into a full sink or under a running faucet. This also means we've given you the opportunity for super easy cleaning because, once the blades come off, all you need to do is run everything under some hot water to get your device clean.
Can other trimmers say that? Maybe some can try to make the wet/dry claim, but we're here to say The Lawn Mower 2.0 is the best trimmer for men because the versatility we offer our customers is better than competing brands. Whether you're an over-the-toilet dry-trim gentlemen, of you'd rather get rid of your body fuzz when you're standing over your shower drain, The Lawn Mower 2.0's got you. Of course, if you want to manscape the right way, there actually is a proper way to get the job done.
Are You Manscaping Properly?
Naturally, you're free to de-fuzz your body as you please, but if you want to give your nuts the best possible approach to manscaping, there is an optimal way to address the situation.
1. Cleanse Your Skin
There's a lot of bacteria that lives below the belt, especially on men. You keep your parts locked away in a pretty tightly confined space for most of the day, and that skin only gets a chance to breathe on the rare occasions when you've got some business to take care of. Of course, that setup invites the production of sweat, and when sweat hangs out on your skin for extended periods of time, bacteria starts to creep up in colonies. If you're curious, this bacteria is actually the culprit for any swamp crotch situations you might experience.
It's important to keep this bacteria away from any open wounds you may inflict while you're manscaping. After all, even the safest tools are still being subjected to incredibly sensitive areas where there are a lot of wrinkles, folds, and obstacles. If ball bacteria gets into a nick or cut, it can hurt at best or cause serious infections at worst. To put the safety of your phallus at the forefront of your manscaping session, give it a quick rub down with Crop Cleanser. This pH-balanced body cleanser will help remove the dirt and grime that could cause dangers as you embark on your endeavor.
All you need to do is run a wash cloth under some warm water and lather it with the body wash. No need to get a thorough cleaning going on just yet; that'll come in a minute. Right now, you're just interested in getting the surface stuff off your skin so you've got a clean canvass to work with when you start reaching for your manscaping tools.
2. Trim Your Hair
It doesn't matter if you're eventually going to go completely bare down there, or if you're just looking for a quick way to show potential partners that you do care about their preferences (or something in between), your first tool should always be the trimmer. The Lawn Mower 2.0 will give any tools and products you plan to use subsequently the optimal jumping off point. Why? First of all, long hair can get wrapped in the blades of a razor, which doesn't feel good, to put it lightly. Additionally, a good trim gets rid of the hair that harbors the bacteria that causes the aforementioned swamp crotch situations. You want to give yourself the best chance to avoid swamp crotch, don't you?
3. Get the Razor Out
With the initial chunks of fuzz out of the way, it's time to get your smoothness on with the refined feel only a single-blade, double-edge razor can deliver. Enter: The Plow. This magical little wonder will keep your willy safe while simultaneously getting rid of all the unwanted pubic hair out of the follicles that reside below the belt. This stainless steel beauty was specifically designed with guys' lower parts in mind. No more reaching for your girlfriend's pink disposable razor (in fact, we hope you've never tried that because the consequences could be painful or uncomfortable!) No, sir. This is your razor.
4. Hop in the Shower
Now it's time to get the nitty gritty off your body. Hop in the shower and do and all-over cleanse from head to toe with Crop Cleanser. This uniquely formulated moisturizing wash can take care of every place on your body, including where there's hair and where you're completely bare.
5. Deodorize Your Dudes
Towel off and apply Crop Preserver to your freshly shaven and cleaned private parts. This below-the-belt solution is intended to keep you dry-yet-moisturized so your skin doesn't chafe or attract the elements that can cause smells to erupt from the nether areas on a man's body.
6. Spritz on a Bit of Toner
One more thing before you don your briefs and head out to enjoy your day: spritz on a bit of Crop Reviver. It'll keep you feeling fresher throughout the day. The aloe-and-witch hazel formulation is cooling, soothing, and perfect for your private parts post-shave.
Ready to experience the best male grooming products on the market? Manscaped is ready to welcome you to our world. Pick up The Perfect Package 2.0 or any of our other products online today!