Humans are mammals. That means we’re animals, or at least part of that class.
Animals get dirty.
We live in a dirty world…like of actual dirt. It’s everywhere.
To combat this dirt that is everywhere and other things like sweat, body odor, and other messes, our opposable thumbs and big human brains afford us the creativity and dexterity to have some luxuries that a lot of our animal cousins will never encounter—body wash and a shower.
While we know some of you have furry babies that will probably get to experience this amazingness as well, the point is, humans developed showers and the amazingness that is soap in a squirt bottle.
In a squirt bottle!
The simplicity is so beautiful—grab a watertight container, fill with an ultra-smoothing cleaning formula, pop a top on it with a hole, and use those evolved thumbs to apply a little squeeze. Magic. Humans nowadays can just buy this bottle from a store—someone else makes it and you get to benefit. More magic (or we’re just really impressed by supply chain dynamics).
Anyway, then there is the shower! We turn a few nobs and instantly have water flowing out of a pipe with holes at the end of it (well, hopefully, if you’ve paid your bills). We can adjust this water to be not too hot, but not too cold, just like Goldilocks would have wanted it.
A shower can be one of the best parts of your day and a high-quality body wash makes the experience even better. This is why at MANSCAPED™ we’ve spent years creating and recreating what we think is the perfect body wash, our UltraPremium Body Wash Daily Shower Gel.
This stunning little cleanser is the headliner to your daily shower routine and is specially formulated to get you clean up and down. It’s sensitive enough for that beautiful face of yours, but strong enough to scrub away all the dirt and grime that accumulates everywhere on your body on a day-to-day basis.
Let’s dive into some of the reasons the UltraPremium Body Wash rocks, shall we?
Get ready for the concept of ultra-smoothing
In our oh-so-humble opinion there are three main reasons our UltraPremium Body Wash Daily Shower Gel is something that should be in your shower right now:
- It’s an ALL-over body cleanser
- It has our Refined™ cologne-quality fragrance
- It’s made of natural ingredients meant to cleanse and hydrate
There’s a quote from Zig Zigler that states “success is in the details,” so let’s do this!
It’s an all-over body cleanser
This single bottle of amazing body wash is for your body. Your body means your face, your neck, your shoulders, your arms, your armpits, your chest, your belly, your back, your butt, your legs, and even your feet. It’s pretty all-inclusive, so you’re going to get solidly squeaky clean with this thing.
Get your shower going and hop in. Take a moment to really rinse off and get your body wet. so you can really lather up. Just a few pumps of the UltraPremium Body Wash will do the job and you can put it right in your hand, use a loofah, use a shower sponge, or even go old school with a washcloth. Lather up your body all over and apply more UltraPremium Body Wash if needed. The idea is that you want bubbles and a nice lather.
Use your shower gel to get in all the nooks and crannies of your man bod and then rinse off. Now, you can continue with the rest of your shower routine - hair, groin, shaving, etc.
Important Side Note:
We do want to remind the men of the world that there are some areas of your body that are a little different and thus need different formulations to tackle getting clean. We recommend using a different soap that is made specifically for your hair (like our 2-In-1 Shampoo + Conditioner) and a different soap for your manly bits (like Crop Cleanser® Groin Wash).
While we’re all for simplicity, we’re also all for using the correct products for the job. A body wash is not the same as a shampooing conditioner - your head hair is different from your body hair. Just like the skin on your arms and elbows is not the same as the skin around your nutsack. Men seem to understand this concept when it comes to tools, so please apply it to your general hygiene routine.
It has our Refined™ cologne-quality fragrance
Our MANSCAPED™ team has put a lot of time, thought, and effort into finding the fragrance that we feel makes a man smell clean and nice. There are so many scents out there, but we think we’ve nailed it. We also want to give ourselves a pat on the back for figuring out a formula for a fragrance that is not overpowering. A little scent is perfect, but too much, and people get overwhelmed and actually move away from you. That’s not the way to make friends or want people to take off your clothes.
We pride ourselves on being your man scent experts, so our Refined™ cologne-quality fragrance takes all of your man hormones and pheromones into consideration. We keep telling you we love all this science stuff.
We combined the smells that we feel reflect what a clean man should smell like—light citrus, a hint of sambac jasmine, vetiver, and light woods. It is perfection in a bottle. It’s what every man stepping out of a shower should smell like. You’re going to walk past someone and they are going to think “whoa, that’s a clean dude…he took a shower today, he cares about his body, well, done, man.” Trust us, they might even say it out loud.
You’re going to make people happy smelling this good. You’re going to smile at yourself as well knowing you’re clean and smell like you’re clean. You’re going to tackle the day…or at least try. It’s all about confidence and we know our Refined™ cologne-quality fragrance will give you that boost.
It’s made of natural ingredients meant to cleanse and hydrate
You might be surprised to find that a lot of body washes out there are created with ingredients that can harm your skin. Ingredients that dry out your skin and that are made in a lab with a bunch of chemicals.
At MANSCAPED™, we are of the opinion that Mother Nature is kind of awesome and she’s already provided us with a lot of natural things around this world to use on our bodies. Why go messing that up? Simplicity. We use what Mother Nature provided us because she made you too, so we like to think she also has your best interest in mind. Or it’s a balance, she also made things like hurricanes and tidal waves, so maybe giving us soothing plants and ingredients was her way of saying, “But I gave you this, too…” Or maybe life is just about taking the bad with the good philosophy.
Sorry about that little rabbit hole, but seriously, natural ingredients are where it’s at. Our UltraPremium Body Wash Daily Shower Gel is infused with aloe and sea salt to help balance and control your body’s natural oils. This balance keeps your skin hydrated while also giving it a solid clean.
Aloe vera is a plant that grows all around the world. It’s a cactus-like plant that is quite beautiful and a lot of people actually grow them in their homes. As a succulent, aloe vera stores water in its leaves, and when you cut into a leaf a greenish gel oozes out. This gel has been used as a natural medicine and remedy for soothing and softening skin for thousands of years. You might even have a bottle full of it for that next sunburn at the beach.
Aloe vera gel is also an antioxidant with a ton of vitamin C, so it has a whole host of health benefits and is great at healing skin. By adding aloe vera to our daily shower gel, your skin is protected and hydrated.
Sea salt is another one of those ingredients that has been used in body washing routines for thousands of years. It is a natural exfoliator which means it’s perfect for scrubbing away dead skin cells that build up on your body. By removing dead skin cells, you’re really helping to deep clean your pores. This also balances your body’s natural oil production and removes bacteria lingering that can clog up your pores (helping say goodbye to pus-filled pimples).
Exfoliation involves a level of abrasive friction on your skin which also helps improve blood flow. You’ll notice your skin is not only smoother, but a little more rosy and glowy. All of these adjectives are good things and make you look clean and fresh.
We’re not going to let you settle for sad suds with our body wash, no sir, so we have all the ingredients needed for maximum bubbles. All the bubbles.
Now that we’ve gone through all the awesomeness that is our UltraPremium™ Body Wash, we’ll conclude with what you’ll get when you order.
Our UltraPremium™ Body Wash comes in a 16-ounce aluminum bottle with a pump tumb. 16 ounces is one fluid pint for those of you who frequent pubs and craft breweries, so it’s a good amount of stuff. Remember that a little dab will do it, so 16 ounces will also last you a while.
We predict that a 16-ounce bottle should be good for around 40 showers, so that’s a little over a month if you take a shower once a day. What we suggest though is making our shower gel a part of your Peak Hygiene Plan with MANSCAPED™. You can just add this to your recurring orders so you never run out. You can add this via your self-service member portal or on the product page and add to cart that way.
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