How to Remove Unwanted Body Hair Guide for Men
Let's say—just hypothetically speaking, of course—that you're a man who's got a lot of wool growing below the neckline. Maybe it's on your shoulders. Perhaps you've got a garden growing on your back. Maybe your groin is so overgrown with weeds that no woman (or man) will ever see the star of the show because the curtains are keeping him covered up.
Let's just say.
And let's say, you're the kind of dude who doesn't want your body covered in rogue hairs to thick you could make a great rug out of the remnants.
Let's just say.
If this—hypothetically—sounds familiar, we've got the solution! Manscaped's Perfect Package 2.0 has everything you need to de-frizz, un-fuzz, and smooth-up. With this guide, you'll be feeling confident and not covered in hair in no time.
1. Prepare Your Space
Listen, we know a lot of men don't love cleaning. That's why we've done something about the mess before it intrudes on your personal space. By utilizing the power of The Magic Mat, you'll confine all of your short and curlies to a single place, making cleanup a breeze. As an added bonus, you'll have some funny reads below your legs as you eliminate your fur coating.
2. Take Out the Trimmers
Could you use your girlfriend's electric razor? Sure. Will you regret? Absolutely. Hey, we're not here to tell you what to do with your body. We're just here to give you options.
If you want the optimal option, you'll forego devices that aren't meant for your body and opt for tools that were specifically designed to cater to a man's crannies and craters. The Lawn Mower 2.0 will set the stage for a smooth landscape. No matter how barren you want to make your bushes, or how manly you want to remain by keeping your tree surrounded by a bit of shrubbery, The Lawn Mower 2.0 will take care of the trim.
Thanks to the Hyper-Hygienic™ design, this cordless beauty, complete with ceramic blades, happily scans the surface of your skin, taking out anything that stands in its way. From coarse crotch hair to fluffy back mats, the 6,000 RPM motor will mow down anything you put in its path. Two adjustable combs enable you to choose from four different length settings. If you want to stay a little burley while keeping your curlies maintained, opt for a higher cut. If your ultimate goal is to bring your naked, hairless body to the show, choose the blade that's closest to your body.
This is your world, our friends. Conquer it with the right tools in place, and you'll find a greater peace.
3. Plow Down the Field
So you want your naked skin to feel soft, fresh, and unfurry. We get you. The Plow is Manscaped's answer to your smooth-skin desires. With a single-blade, double-edged design, you can rest assured the rest of your unwanted hair will find its way down the drain or onto The Magic Mat without unnecessary irritation, itching, nicking, or scraping. This design is our gift to mankind.
We invite you to lay it on your skin, testing the high-quality, rust-proof material as it maneuvers seamlessly around your seams. Trust us; this isn't a step you want to do on the fly. If your package is important to you, set a little time aside so you can take care of this task properly. Rush jobs never belong anywhere near the area where you get blow jobs.
Get ready for a clean shave that's close to your most sensitive spots. Get ready to feel a whole new sensation when your partner lays their fingers on your body. Get ready to get real.
4. Cleanse Your Body
Nothing feels as good after a shave as aloe and sea salt. These two ingredients, when combined with a uniquely formulated body wash that's intentionally designed for men, make the shaving experience something to be reveled in. Enjoy the suds as they envelop your masculine body. Rest assured, those crannies and crevices aren't getting off scot-free. Our Crop Cleanser puts bad bacteria in its place, ushering in a new freedom where crotch stench and sweaty balls have no bearing.
Forget fumbling in the shower for multiple bottles. This pH-balanced beauty does it all. From scrotum scrubbing to under-the-arm odor eliminating, Crop Cleanser was made to keep a man's body clean so he feels confident. Not only does it smell amazing—this two-in-one bathroom component will pack a punch on every part of your body, whether it still has hair or not. Use it on your head or around your...head...to ensure the grossness of the day gets washed away.
5. Preserve Your Artwork
Your deed isn't done once you put the clippers down and wash those leftover hairs down the drain. Not at all! Your balls are begging for your attention after you've left them without their security blanket, so it's up to you to ensure you empower those parts to be everything they can be without feeling irritated or itchy. This is when Crop Preserver enters the picture. The formula, which includes a combination of anti-chafing liquid talcum-like gel and oil-free elements, will hydrate your freshly prepped crop without sending you away scratching.
After all, nobody wants to leave the dinner table because they can't stop itching their crotch.
Crop Preserver's job is to preserve the artwork you've just created by promoting anti-bacterial atmospheres in a way that makes good sense for the body. By rubbing down your down under with Crop Preserver, you'll feel fresher and more confident throughout the day. This formula includes ingredients that battle stink-causing bacteria. It keeps sweat at bay while telling the right amount of moisture to come your way.
Life is a balancing act. Crop Preserver carefully walks the lines.
6. Spritz On Your Final Touches
You can't confidently walk into the room (or out of the bathroom, for that matter) until you've taken care of all your business. This means looking sharp, smelling good, and staving off those unwanted irritations that could be caused by running your razor across your body too quickly. Never fear. Crop Reviver is here. The witch hazel formula is specifically intended to leave freshly shaven skin feeling its finest, leaving inflammation and irritation for the next guy. You're protected with an aloe-enhanced spritz that loves leaving skin feeling hydrated and happy.
This spritz has two main goals: to hydrate the skin you've recently exposed to the world and to protect it from the chafing, itching, and irritation that could otherwise unfold if you don't protect it properly.
Why Choose Mancaped
Manscaped was originally developed for fellas who wanted to get rid of the riff-raff below the belt. Over time, we've discovered our customers use our products in many different ways. Sometimes, there's just way too much hair on the shoulders to bear. Other times, the situation behind the briefs may be unbearable. Rest assured, you're not on this journey alone. You've got millions of men doing the same thing you're doing, and you've got Manscaped on your side.
Be sure to keep up with the Manscaped blog to find tid bits and tricks you can use to hone in on your own bits. Better yet? Do yourself a favor and subscribe to our Manscaped YouTube channel where you'll be able to see the way hilarity plays out in real life, backed by the tools you need to overcome embarrassing situations you can avoid when you've got the right manscaping arsenal in place.
When you're ready to remove your unwanted body hair, reach out to the people who know men's body hair removal best. Reach out to Manscaped. Lori Greiner and Mark Cuban recently awarded Manscaped $500,000 on Shark Tank because they believe in our products, and we do, too. We can't wait to show you what The Perfect Package 2.0 can do for your **ahem** perfect package. Order yours today!