MANSCAPED: The Best Grooming Kits for Men
Is manscaping an art or a science? Clearly we think it’s both. We want you to be an artist with your body. That’s the key to being sexy and confident, and mastering your sense of sexiness can do great things in your life. To that end, we’ve poured a lot of science into the tools for manscaping. Even better, we’ve arranged them in some impressively convenient kits that are sure to jumpstart your manscaping efforts.
The first kit we’re highlighting today is the most important. If there was only one male grooming kit on the planet, it should be this one. It comes with everything you need for high-quality manscaping, expanded personal hygiene, and a healthy lifestyle that is completely focused on putting your best foot forward. The difference between a man who has the Perfect Package 2.0 and the man who doesn’t is immediately noticeable.
The first and most important item in The Perfect Package 2.0 is The Lawn Mower 2.0. This is our prized body trimmer. It’s a massive redesign over our original trimmer, and it’s so full of specialized features that you won’t fully appreciate how amazing it is unless you use something else.
This trimmer is cordless, waterproof and runs on a rechargeable battery. It utilizes interchangeable, ultra-sharp ceramic blades that run on a high-rpm motor. That motor is dampened with advanced harmonic technology, and all of it is built into an ergonomic design.
The result is a trimmer that is easy to use, amazingly safe, impressively antimicrobial, comfortable and easy on the fleshy bits. If you’re going to put a sharp object near your balls, it should be the Lawn Mower 2.0. Anything else seems an unnecessary risk.
There’s an exception to what we just said. While The Lawn Mower 2.0 is an amazing trimmer, there is a time and a place for shaving. That’s why you need The Plow. It was made from the same dedicated engineering perspective as the trimmer, but all of that advanced science is condensed into a simple razor.
The Plow operates on a two-edge safety razor design. There are no moving parts. There is nothing overcomplicated. That’s super important when you’re shaving your balls. Anything complicated is a risk. Instead, the Plow makes shaving easy by eliminating excess. This is the razor you want to trust with your most detailed manscaping endeavors.
The last vital tool for cleaning is the Magic Mat. It’s completely straightforward. Trimming and shaving puts a lot of hair clippings on the floor. Cleaning that mess is a pain. If, instead, you groom over a Magic Mat, clean up becomes easy. That’s the whole story. If the Magic Mat is included in the kit, we encourage you to take advantage of it.
There’s a lot more to manscaping than cutting hair, and Crop Preserver is the absolute proof of that. This is ball deodorant, and it’s the lynchpin in this kit. The powdery-gel formula will keep your boys cool and free of chafing. It sounds like a small thing, but Crop Preserver will genuinely put a spring in your step. Once you try it, you’ll never go back.
While it’s making your junk smell amazing and improving your quality of life, it’s also working hard to keep your hair and skin as healthy as possible. It has a patented formula that helps maintain the perfect moisture level. This will eliminate some of the ill effects of shaving sensitive body parts, and it will have you feeling sexier than ever. Don’t sleep on ball deodorant.
Crop Reviver is something of the supplemental formula in crotch health. It serves a few purposes. For starters, it helps hydrate skin after a shave. This is kind of like aftershave, in that restoring hydration is the key to preventing razor burn, but it’s different in a few important ways. First, it’s gentle. You don’t have to worry about a fiery crotch when you use Crop Reviver. It has quite the opposite effect, and if you do get a little razor burn, Crop Reviver will help soothe it.
The other function of Crop Reviver is to serve as a refresher. Even with ball deodorant, some days are hotter or more stressful than others. If you ever need a little pick me up downstairs, you can just hit your junk with a spritz or two of this stuff, and you’ll be good to go.
The last item in the Perfect Package 2.0 is our gift to you. It’s a travel bag designed to hold every item in the package. This makes it easy to keep all of your manscaping tools together, and it eliminates any excuses you might have to let things get fuzzy and unkempt when you travel. You’re welcome.
The Perfect Package 2.0 is designed to be the ultimate manscaping kit. The Nuts and Bolts Kit takes the exact opposite philosophy. This is about minimalism and efficiency. If you need to condense your manscaping as much as possible, this kit takes care of it for you. There are only three items included: The Lawn Mower 2.0, a pack of Magic Mats, and a bottle of Crop Preserver.
This is intended to be a starter kit for manscapers who aren’t ready to go the distance yet. The trimmer is enough to do some excellent manscaping. As much as we advocate strategic shaving, you can get by without it. The Lawn Mower 2.0 is so versatile that you won’t realize you need a razor until you get into some pretty meticulous grooming.
The Magic Mat’s inclusion is obvious, but some guys don’t understand why Crop Preserver is the formula of choice. It’s because we like it the most. We have a few things that can keep your skin and body hair healthy. Any of them would be fine in this kit, but Crop Preserver is the one that’s going to add that swagger to your step. We want you to reap all of the benefits of manscaping. If we’re going to design a minimalist grooming kit to do so, it has to include the ball deodorant.
The last manscaping package we have for you is the Keep It Clean Kit. This one is less about grooming and a lot more about hygiene. When we say that manscaping is about more than your hair, we mean it. This kit is ideal for someone who already has a trimmer, but even if you don’t, this kit can do amazing things for your sense of confidence and social life.
First, we have to mention Crop Cleanser. This is our all-in-one shower formula, and it doesn’t come in any other kit. Crop Cleanser is built with an Active pH formula that does amazing things for your body. It’s designed to restore the protective barrier on your skin after a shave, but it’s just as useful for promoting health hair, from scalp to toe.
The most important thing about Crop Cleanser is that it elevates your shower game. That’s necessary for an embarrassing number of you guys reading this. Follow the directions, and your hygiene game will improve.
Our Other Winning Formulas
The other formulas in this kit are Crop Preserver and Crop Reviver. You already know why they’re here. We just want to emphasize that using the three formulas together will keep you smelling and feeling pretty amazing, even if you lapse on your grooming.
Lastly, the Keep It Clean Kit includes a Plow and pack of Magic Mats. These are included for free because we really do want to help you keep it clean.
Doing it Right
Any one of these kits is enough to improve your game. They all include ball deodorant and a means to remove some excess body hairs. Those are powerful tools, but they’re only going to work if you use them correctly. Here’s a quick tutorial to help you manscape the right way:
Step one is to lay out your Magic Mat. This shouldn’t require further explanation. Step two is grooming with The Lawn Mower 2.0. You can do all of your body trimming in one session, or you can split things up like you do with your workout — upper body one day and lower body another day. After you trim, you can shave. Again, this order should be obvious.
The next part is where most guys go wrong. You want to shower after you’re done grooming. Some of you will groom in the shower. That’s its own can of worms, but it’s not the worst thing you can do. What matters is that you gently exfoliate and thoroughly clean yourself after you groom. This is how you eliminate razor burn, risks of infection and the dry or irritated skin that often accompanies grooming.
After your shower, apply some Crop Preserver and Crop Reviver. That’s it. You’re ready to call it a day.
We made these packages to try and add as much convenience as possible to your manscaping. Still, there are plenty of approaches and ideas we can’t cover in a single session. If you want to look at every manscaping tool out there, or if you’re just trying to find some good advice, check out Manscaped.com.