Manscaped's Guide to Grooming Down There for Men
You're a human. Humans are mammals. Mammals have hair.
You see where we're going with this, right?
The mere fact that you were born as a human inherently means you more than likely have hair somewhere, even if it's only down there. Maybe you've got a full Ron Burgundy going on atop your head; perhaps Mother Nature pulled a fast one on you and forced you to put a straight razor to your strangely balding tufts of top fluff before you became the brunt of family jokes. In any case, no matter what type of hair you tout above the collar, the hair below the belt tends to linger around a lot longer. Of course, if you've let it grow rogue your entire life, you might have more of a forest than a little bush, but that's okay; we can take care of the weeds and leave you with a tree that stands tall against a well-manicured landscape.
Welcome to the world of Manscaped!
Manscaped is the premier company that was built from the ground, up to give guys everything they need to, well, manscape.
Here's the thing; it's not just about trimming a little hair and steering clear of any arguments you may get into with the scissors. It's about using the right tools, employing the perfect techniques, and following up with products that are specially formulated for freshly shaven man-skin. It's about putting Manscaping to work for your manscaping needs. With this guide, you'll soon know how to take care of your, uh, junior dude.
1. Give Yourself Plenty of Time
If you think being a few minutes late for your big date sounds like a bad idea, you'll just have to trust us that the alternative can be way, way worse if you decide to do a rush job on your junk. Sharp metal objects and a clock that doesn't have enough time on it never play well together, particularly when you're talking about your private parts.
Manscaping—like fine wine—is meant to be enjoyed one moment at a time. Take a breath, settle in, and get ready to realize the joys of a well-groomed groin.
2. Get Your Area Ready
Make sure you're using tools that are specifically intended for this task. Should meat scissors also be used around your meat? Nope. Is it okay to use your girlfriend's pink leg-shaving razor to get your groin area right? We'll let you answer that question for yourself. Your down-under area deserves tools that were designed to do right by it. If you're using stuff that's doing double-duty on your junk and other areas of your body (or home), you could be bringing bacteria on the blades that'll spell bad results if it gets into your skin.
Gather all your goods before you get going with ease. The process involves pre-shower prep, in-the-shower cleansing, and after-shower finishing touches.
Don't let the hair start falling until you've laid down The Magic Mat. This easy-clean-up creation keeps everything in one place so you're not still sweeping up short-and-curlies from this trim session three weeks from now. Simply place it in the space directly between your spread-out-feet and the mat will take care of its task from there.
3. Give Everything a Quick Rub Down
Not like that...
We mean you should make sure everything you're using and touching has had a quick cleaning. Wash your hands thoroughly with soap and water and give your junk a quick wipe down, too. You'll want to take a shower after you've gotten your hair the way you want it, but for now, it's just important to give yourself a clean surface to work on.
We'll just assume you'll be cleaning your tools properly after each manscaping session, but it's always a good idea to do a quick touch up with rubbing alcohol before you begin to ensure there's nothing gross on your tools that you don't want near your groin.
4. Lay the Groundwork
Even if you plan on going completely hair-free and leaving your balls as smooth as a baby's bottom at the end of this excursion, you've got to lay the groundwork first. A great trimmer is your go-to tool before you touch any other element in your arsenal.
The Lawn Mower 2.0 will take your lush bush from overgrowth to management mane with its 6,000 RPM motor that was specially designed to devour thick, coarse down-there hair. Putting one of the two adjustable blades to work before you put a razor on center stage will help prevent the irritation, tugging, snagging, and nicking that would otherwise occur if you left your hair long. Trimming is also an essential step to ensuring you're not setting yourself up for a crotch covered with ingrown pubes.
5. Put Down the Plow
With the excess hair out of the way, you can put The Plow to work. To de-fuzz your ball, gently pull the skin taut, removing the wrinkles and giving your razor a smooth surface to work on. Gently drag the razor along your skin, taking care to keep your other hand holding the skin firm.
After you're free and clear of your balls, the shaft and remaining groin area are smooth sailing, but you'll still want to take your time and do it right. Shave in the direction of the hair growth (not against the grain). This method will help keep ingrown hairs and irritation bumps out of the picture so you can enjoy your final product.
6. Lather Up
Now, it's time to get sudsy, our studly friends. You've been waiting all day to get hot and wet, and your time has finally arrived. Hop in the shower and lather your body down with Crop Cleanser. This invigorating body wash is perfect anytime, but it's particularly great post shave. The soothing sea salt and aloe will calm your recently exposed sensitive skin while the natural hydrators ensure you're not left with an uncomfortable itch that could happen if your man parts don't get enough moisture.
Crop Cleanser is the perfect all-in-one shower accessories. Use it to clean the crevices between your balls. Get the gross go out of the hair you wear on the top of your head. Remove the odor that resides beneath your armpits. This cleanser's got you covered.
7. Put Protections on Your Parts
Speaking of avoiding uncomfortable itching, it's important to finalize your manscaping session with an anti-chafing, anti-bacterial weapon that'll protect your lower region. Crop Preserver, our incredible all-in-one ball deodorizer and moisturizer is a must-use any time you manscape. The pH-balanced formula maintains freshness all day so you can stay cool, collected, and confident no matter what kind of stress the day delivers to you.
Wait! Don't toss on your boxers just yet. Before you head out, spritz on Crop Reviver. This refreshing toner is the finishing touch to your man-part masterpiece. Thanks to the witch hazel extract and soothing aloe ingredients, your high-friction area will be protected by a barrier of anti-burn awesomeness that's not about to let unpleasant situations happen after you're de-haired.
Obviously, you're here for a reason. You're ready to learn how to trim your below-the-belt tresses the right way, and we're ready to set you up for success. All it takes is a few quick clicks of your mouse to have The Perfect Package 2.0 delivered right to your doorstep. What are you waiting for?