How To Perfectly Manscape Your Grundle For A Hot Date
So, you finally managed to get [insert the name of fine lady #3]’s phone number, and you’ve been talking to her all week. Maybe you’ve even gotten past the first couple of dates and you plan on going for home base on the next date.
Whatever the case may be, you’re going to want to make a good first impression. Contrary to popular belief, women do pay attention to men’s grooming habits, and begin forming immediate subconscious opinions of their date based on them (among a myriad of other “tests).
What Your Grooming Habits Say About You
While no man will ever be able to completely pass all of a woman’s attractiveness tests, you can certainly help your chances by doing everything that is in your power to look attractive and appear to be the calm, cool, and collected man who’s in control of himself, his life, and his body.
One of the best ways to show this is through your grooming habits. There have been quite a few studies that show messy people are far more likely to be suffering from mental health problems and/or depression. The same principle applies to your grooming.
A man who has consistently a consistently messy beard, hair, and grundle is a man who doesn’t have his life in order. A man who can’t take 5 minutes out of his day to shave and groom himself couldn’t possibly have what it takes to handle a real woman (at least according to the subconscious judgements of your date).
On the other hand, if you show up with a clean beard, tight haircut, and a perfectly-polished grundle when you take things to the bedroom, you’ll be sending her all of the right signals. Before you know it she’ll be thinking, “Look at the care and effort he puts into his body. This is a man who really has it all together!”
How To Perfectly Manscape Your Grundle (Step-By-Step)
Alright, so you’ve got the haircut and the beard trimmed, now it’s time for you to do your manscaping. For best results, it’s a good idea to do this the night of your date. If your hair takes a while to grow back, you can maybe push it to 2 or 3 days after, but same-night shaving will always be the best idea. The last thing you want is for a bunch of prickly hairs to greet your lady’s soft caress.
#1: Set Up Your Shaving Station
- An ergonomic electric razor
- A stainless steel safety razor
- Refreshing toner
- Moisturizing deodorant
- Disposable shaving mats
You’ll need to have all of these tools on-hand and within arm’s reach while you’re shaving. You don’t want to have to go walking around the house with shaving cream hanging off your balls because you left your razor in the other room.
Before you begin shaving, take one of the disposable mats and place it directly under you. This will help to catch about 90% of the falling hairs and save you from having to vacuum and mop the floor for twenty minutes later on.
#2: Use Your Electric Razor For The Heavy Stuff
Before you get excited and start lathering on the shaving cream, take a little bit of time do perform a preliminary shave with your electric razor. Your grundle hair is some of the thickest, most coarse hair on your body, and even the sharpest of straight razors will have trouble cutting through the thicket.
Manscaped’s high-powered Lawn Mower will cut through the dense underbrush of your grundle, and you’ll finally begin to see some light coming through. The main goal of this is to shorten and thin-out your hair so that your razor can polish off the details.
Be careful not to use the electric razor too close to your skin, though. The sharp teeth can easily knick the soft skin which can result in a nasty cut.
#3: Shave Away
You’ve got yourself lathered-up with shaving cream and now it’s time to break open The Plow safety razor. To shave your shaft, you’ll usually want to shave downwards towards the scrotum. When shaving your scrotum, you’ll want to shave away from your body and against the grain of the hairs. For your taint and grundle, you’ll want to shave up and outwards in a V-shape.
After each pass with the razor, make sure that you rinse the cream and hairs off of the blade. This will ensure that it keeps is edge and stays perfectly level with the surface of your skin.
#5: Clean Yourself
Now that you’ve successfully gotten rid of all of your grundle hairs, it’s time to take a shower. Use a bottle of Manscaped’s Crop Cleanser and a warm washcloth to gently scrub the areas that you shaved. This will help to exfoliate all of the dead skin cells and will prevent the shaving cream from absorbing into your skin.
#6: Apply Toner and Deodorant
After you dry off, your first step should be to apply a moisturizing deodorant like Crop Preserver to keep you dry and smelling good! Rub a bit of it into your scrotum and taint. This will keep you from excessive sweating and moisturize your package at the same time.Then, use a few sprays of Crop Reviver toner. This anti-fungal spray will freshen your skin, and prevent both razor burn and ingrown hairs.
#7: Don’t Forget The Cologne
Your sense of smell is your strongest sense, and will be one of the things that your date remembers the most about you. This means you need to not only look your best, but smell your best as well. You’ll want to spray one small misting onto your neck, wrists, and the bottom of your scrotum.
Check out Manscaped’s Refined Cologne. Opening with light citrus notes, this masculine-scented cologne quickly evolves into a scent containing raw jasmine and the smell of the forest.
Final Tips For Success
We have to remind you that no amount of manscaping can make up for an awful personality. Be sure to be friendly, polite, mysterious, and aloof. Don’t walk around talking about how great your shaved grundle is, let her whisper about it to her friends. Go straight into that hot date with the full intention of success and the confidence that you’ve got what it takes.
Best of luck!