Is The Lawn Mower® 4.0 worth it?
Let’s unpack this a little.
One of the good ole’ Merriam-Webster definitions of worth is “the value or usefulness of something.”
Do you find value in looking and feeling fresh and clean? Do you think it’s useful to have a well-groomed man bod for those more intimate moments? Do you value your dangling bit areas attached to your groin region? Do you think it’s useful to have a boost of confidence when you look in the mirror naked because you, friend, put some time and effort into your grooming routine?
In our oh so humble opinion, the answer to all of these questions should be yes, so YES, The Lawn Mower® 4.0 trimmer for groin and body grooming is worth it.
As with all things that cost a little more money, you’re getting what you pay for. This isn’t some cheaply made, going-to-break-after-the-first-use, or make-you-break-out-in-some-weird-rash kind of tool. The Lawn Mower® 4.0 is quality.
“Next level” grooming game
Our team has put countless hours into its design and we’ve risked our own body hair and pubic region to test this thing out for you. FOR YOU. We think you should use high-quality and intentionally thought-out products and tools for your body. Maybe that’s just us, but we’ve been doing this for a while and we’re pretty popular, so numbers don’t tend to lie.
Jeff even said, “The Lawn Mower® 4.0 took my grooming game to the next level.” If you don’t want to take our word for it, take Jeff’s. He’s an honest dude who would not lead you astray. The “next level” is an impressive anecdote. Sounds like it was worth it for Jeff, so there’s one. (Note: This quote is from Jeff A., one of our verified customers, and he actually has no clue we’ve quoted him in this article. Jeff, if you’re out there and happen to read this, thank you for backing us up here, buddy. Keep it trimmed and keep it fresh and clean. You’re changing the world.)
Oh, and let’s not forget the fact that The Lawn Mower® 4.0 costs all of $89.99. Scratch that, we have a sale right now and it's only $84.99. We also throw in free shipping.
We’re pretty sure you have made fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants purchases that cost WAY more than that and you didn’t question it. How many bar tabs have you run up past that number? And don’t make us look through your Amazon purchase history.
Were those SpongeBob SquarePants loafers worth it? Hmmm? How about that kitchen gadget you clicked purchase for when you saw that super cool commercial at 3am in the morning slightly inebriated? Yeah, we know that thing has been thrown in some junk drawer or left at your last apartment for the next poor schmuck to deal with upon move-in day.
If you’re grown up enough to have gone through puberty and have body and pubic hair, you’re grown up enough to spend some money on your own health and wellness. If you don’t think you have the money, it’s a great time to go through your budget. Spending money on your hygiene is an investment. It’s an investment in yourself.
You’re welcome, Hallmark, feel free to use that one to pump up someone’s energy. We suggest a pair of balls on the front cover and some sunshine rays. Maybe a thumbs-up emoji…
What’s all in the $84.99?
Oh, get excited!
The $84.99 does not just include The Lawn Mower® 4.0 FOURTH generation trimmer for groin and body grooming. Oh, no sir, the trimmer is just a part of this.
You can think of this purchase more like The Lawn Mower® 4.0 box kit which includes SIX components:
- Wireless charging system
- Adapter and braided USB type-C cable
- Smooth adjustable guard sizes 1-4
- Cleaning brush
- Instruction manual
We’re not done. Now is the part of the article where we are going to just list all the other cool things about The Lawn Mower® 4.0 (remember you asked for this, so we’re really bringing it home now):
- Patented SkinSafe™ replaceable ceramic blades
- 7,000 RPM motor with patented QuietStroke™ technology
- Waterproof exterior
- 600mAh li-ion rechargeable battery
- 4000k LED spotlight and power status indicator
- Travel lock
- PLUS a 30-day money-back guarantee from yours truly
At MANSCAPED™ we’ve been doing this male grooming thing for a while, so we’re pros here. The Lawn Mower® 4.0 trimmer combines advanced engineering and performance with comfort and craftsmanship because we care. We care about your body hair. We care about your pubic hair. We think you should care a little bit, too, and get out that credit card and make a purchase that will help you become a better you.
It trims the lady hedges too, so it’s a whole “feed two birds with one scone” kind of tool.
Man (or woman), we’re good.
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