What’s New About The Lawn Mower 3.0 Waterproof Trimmer?
We’ve entered into a new decade. “Party like it’s 2019” might not become a new catch phrase, but it’s hard to think about the magnitude of changing decades without considering change in general. We sure did, and it’s why we’re ready to announce some big changes to the Manscaped lineup. Our engineers never stop grinding, and their tireless efforts have brought us an overhaul to the bread and butter of every manscaping effort. Maybe we shouldn’t drag this out. We’re very happy to finally be announcing . . .
A Brand New, Sexy, Awesome Trimmer
Welcome, friends. We are happy to introduce to you The Lawn Mower 3.0. It’s bigger (although not literally bigger); it’s badder (or perhaps better?); it’s the greatest thing since the invention of the razor!
Ok, hyperbole aside, The Lawn Mower 3.0 is a marked upgrade from the previous best trimmer for men. We combed over every tiny piece of our favorite trimmer, and we found several places to make some quality improvements. Let us take you on a tour of the new trimmer and show you all the ways it’s going to help you manscape.
A New Motor
One of the biggest performance upgrades from the original Lawn Mower to The Lawn Mower 2.0 was the motor. Well, we went ahead and did that again. There’s a lot that the 3.0 has in common with the 2.0. If you’re comfortable with what you’ve been using, upgrading will feel effortless. But, we did a couple of things that make this motor much better.
First, we increased the RPM. The 3.0 now runs at 7,000 RPM. That allows more cuts per second, and it helps to reduce the risk of tugs and snags when you’re working in dense bush. As we’ve pointed out before, higher RPM usually come with greater noise. The increased vibrations can harm stability when you’re doing fine trimmer work, and they can make your hand go numb.
With the 2.0, we introduced QuietStroke™ technology. We put a dampening system in the motor that mitigated the vibrations from the increased power, and it made for an incredible manscaping experience. With the 3.0, we doubled down on that technology as well. The new trimmer has a more powerful motor, but you wouldn’t be able to tell that just by listening to it. We’ve once again married power with precision, leaving you with a pure upgrade that doesn’t trade pros and cons.
An Improved Blade
The first thing we want you to know is that the 3.0 uses the same blade module as the 2.0. They are completely compatible with each other, so if you have a few unused spares, you don’t have to toss them when you upgrade. They’ll work just fine.
The improvements we made to the blade are mostly subtle. It’s still a ceramic design, so it still holds an edge exceptionally well, and it’s perfectly waterproof. It’s also still part of our SkinSafe™ system. This is a blade that helps protect you from nicks and cuts, even though it’s attached to a more powerful motor.
All you really need to know is that The Lawn Mower SkinSafe™ Blade system will feel just as good as before, and it will work with the 2.0 and 3.0 designs. If you’re not ready to upgrade yet, you can still get refills. When you are ready to upgrade, you don’t need a new back of blade modules. In either case, you can still rely on the impeccable trimming prowess of these blades.
The original Lawn Mower had its quirks. It was a corded trimmer, and it wasn’t waterproof. We fixed both of those issues with the 2.0. We want to take a moment to allay any fears. The 3.0 is still both cordless and waterproof. If anything, it’s even more waterproof than before. This thing is perfectly certified for male grooming in the shower. You might slip or get awkward, but The Lawn Mower 3.0 is ready for action in virtually any situation.
We know how important convenience is to maintaining a good manscaping routine. The 3.0 does not skimp on convenience at all. It’s hard to improve on a waterproof, cordless design, but you can trust that we certainly didn’t go backward. Accessibility will never be an excuse that prevents you from grabbing your trimmer and keeping up with the ever-important work of manscaping.
A New Battery
We increased the power running the 3.0. That means we had to improve the battery, or else your grooming sessions would be cut short. In order to meet the demands of the new motor, we gave a healthy upgrade to the power system itself. Then, we kept going. Batteries that last a long time and maintain good output are great, so why shouldn’t The Lawn Mower 3.0 have one?
The new battery is a USB-charged lithium ion design. It now holds 600 mAh of charge. That means with the new battery, you can maintain a single manscaping session for up to 90 minutes with no issues. That’s 50 percent longer than the previous battery, all while supporting a higher-powered motor.
Maybe we need to contract Tim Allen to do a little advertisement on the merits of more power. Maybe, you just got a good enough image of that in your head that we don’t have to.
The Rapid Charging Dock
Since the battery is bigger, it takes more juice to get it to a full charge. On the old system, that would require you to leave the trimmer plugged in at least 50 percent longer than you used to. So, we made improvements here. The rapid charging dock connects with your USB cable to empower your battery. It takes less time to charge than it used to, and it ultimately provides more juice than before too. We’re not here to waste your time, so we made sure that none of the upgrades came with an unpleasant downside. Charging The Lawn Mower 3.0 is faster and easier than ever.
Diamond-Textured No-Slip Grip
If we’re going to give you a trimmer that you can use in the shower, we want to make sure you really can make use of it in the shower (although we’ll talk more about that later). The 3.0 has a new diamond-textured grip. The entire point is to make sure that there is no slippage no matter how wet things get while you groom.
Trimming hair all over your body can get awkward. The last thing you need to worry about when you’re doubled over in the shower, trying to get at some stubborn ass air, is having your trimmer slip in your hand. The new texture protects against that problem. You’ve never had more control over a Lawn Mower than you do with the 3.0.
The last big upgrade we want to talk about is the LED light. As we were saying, sometimes you get into some weird situations while attacking your body hair. It can be impossible to avoid casting a shadow over some of the areas you groom. With an LED light on your trimmer, you don’t have to worry about that ever again. The light is bright and easily illuminates whatever area has your attention. When you can see clearly, you can groom neatly.
With the light, you can take full advantage of the improved cutting, better handling and all-around improved design of The Lawn Mower 3.0. You don’t have to worry about getting lost in the weeds anymore. Also, if that ever literally happened to you, that’s pretty insane. You definitely should never get lazy on your manscaping maintenance.
An All-New Perfect Package
You didn’t think we would stop at just upgrading a trimmer, did you? No, if we’re launching a new Lawn Mower, then it needs a new Perfect Package to go with it. We’ve changed the lineup a bit (although it's still called The Perfect Package 2.0), so we’re going to take you through each item in the bag. Most of them are returning favorites, but we’ll show you how to use it all to make sure you get the most from all of your new toys.
The Lawn Mower 3.0
We just covered this in depth. We’re only bringing it up again to discuss where it belongs in the ideal manscaping session. Typically speaking, you want to groom before you shower. We’ve gone over the pros and cons of grooming in the shower at length. The short version is that you definitely need to wash and apply skincare after you groom. If you do it all in one shower, the prolonged exposure to tap water will be a little hard on your skin. So, we recommend grooming first. If you ignore this advice, your Lawn Mower 3.0 will be fine. It’s you that can’t necessarily handle the water.
When you’re using your Lawn Mower 3.0, you can lay down a Magic Mat to make life easier. Designed like a newspaper (but full of our best jokes), it catches the mess so you can just toss it when you’re done. If you happen to find some amusement in the writing on the floor while you’re at it, that’s a nice bonus. A pack of Magic Mats is included in your Perfect Package 2.0.
Shaving Is So 2019
One of the major points we need to make is what was dropped from the Perfect Package. It used to include our favorite manscaping razor: The Plow. We no longer include it in the package. The reasoning is pretty simple. The Lawn Mower 3.0 is so effective that you don’t really need a manscaping razor anymore. You can get a nice, close trim with the trimmer, and it means you don’t have to face the negative side-effects of using a razor. We happen to think that’s a big win.
If you’re truly old school, and you want a Plow, we now include the Plow 2.0 as a gift with your first order of SkinSafe™ blade refills. Keep in mind that this will be a limited offer, so get on it if you really want one.
To summarize, we’re no longer going to suggest that you shave as a regular part of manscaping. You can if you want; we’re just convinced that technology has provided a better solution.
We’ve offered the boxers for a while, but they’re now officially included in the Perfect Package 2.0. It seems fitting, right? We had to complete the pun. Now, your perfect package has the perfect wrapping.
Puns aside, we designed these boxers with all of the care and precision we put into all of our products. These boxers are designed to be immensely comfortable. They’re also meant to fit in such a way that they don’t exacerbate discomfort if you happen to have a less-than-stellar manscaping session. You veterans know what we’re talking about. Accidents happen.
If you want style and luxury, these boxers are great, and you get a whole pair to try and love when you get The Perfect Package 2.0.
We talked about showering after you finish grooming. When you get out of the shower, there are still a few things you want to do for the best results. One of those is applying ball deodorant. We’ve been bragging about Crop Preserver for years. It’s a ball deodorant that does so much for your boys. It helps you smell nice. It reduces friction to make life more comfortable. It helps you stay cool on a hot day, and it helps your skin maintain a healthy pH level. That makes it great for skin recovery after a close grooming session. It also helps you feel good, healthy and happy in general. We love this stuff. We didn’t see the need to change it, and you still get a bottle with the Perfect Package.
The second thing you need to do after showering is to apply a little Crop Reviver. Like Crop Preserver, this is a formula that’s designed to promote a healthy crotch region. But, this is not deodorant. It’s a gentle spray.
Crop Reviver has many of the formulaic benefits that we put into Crop Cleanser, and it adds something important: Aloe Vera. The Aloe soothes the skin, and that’s particularly nice when you’ve had a mishap grooming the boys. One of the most common mistakes among newbies is cutting pubic hair too short. It can make them itchy and scratchy. Crop Reviver helps with that. And, since it’s so gentle, you can always give it a little refresher throughout the day if you feel the need.
We’ve been using the same stylish vegan leather case to hold The Perfect Package for years. It looks good. It’s classy. Most importantly, it can hold all of your manscaping essentials while still being conveniently sized for travel. When you want to consolidate your manscaping supplies, you can do so with the Shed. It comes free with any order of The Perfect Package.
We’re doing this a little out of order. The last goodie we’re discussing is our hair and body wash. The all-in-one formula makes showering quick, convenient, easy and effective. The reason we’re mentioning it out of order is because it is not included in The Perfect Package 2.0. We made room in the leather carrying case for it, but the body wash is a self-contained idea. Typically, you’re going to use a lot more body wash and shampoo than you will ball deodorant, so we sell this one separately to make budgeting a little easier.
We still highly recommend this as your go-to shower soap, especially after manscaping. It’s designed to keep your hair and skin in top shape after you groom your body, and we think the scent is excellent. You can keep a bottle in your shower and your travel bag so that you’re always ready to go.
Well, that covers everything for today. The new Lawn Mower is the best yet. We made a ton of improvements to provide you with the best manscaping experience possible. We even revamped the entire Perfect Package to better supply you with what you’ll need to go with your new trimmer. In all, we’re very pleased with all of it. If you’d like to look at the 3.0 in more detail, or if you have other thoughts you’d like to explore regarding manscaping, you can find everything you need at Manscaped.com.