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02/05/2020

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What Superheroes Think Of The Lawn Mower 3.0

If you’ve ever wondered which trimmer is the best for manscaping, then you’ve entered into a hotly debated topic. Reviewers will try to compare raw mechanical stats and put a value on esoteric ideas like ‘the shaving experience.’ Companies will make bold claims in advertising campaigns to convince you that you need really weird, specific performance attributes in your trimmer. It’s easy to get lost in the woods. 

In reality, there’s a clear, simple, and best way to determine which trimmer you should be using. Just ask the obvious question: what trimmer would a superhero use? Since you can’t ask them directly, we took the time to do a little research and answer this vital life question once and for all. 

Manscaping Superheroes

In order to get into what superheroes might think about The Lawn Mower 3.0 (now upgraded from The Lawn Mower 2.0), we first have to establish something important. Superheroes manscape. In fact, it’s a pretty common practice among the greatest fictional characters of all time. Here are a few examples to help make the case.

It’s well known that Batman is an avid practitioner of manscaping. He’s shown this on many occasions, but the most telling was when he made fun of fellow Justice Leaguer, Guy Gardner, for having a hairy ass. That’s a real thing, and it shows you that Batman knows what it takes to please the ladies. Or, maybe butt hair chafes in the Batsuit. Either way, he’s on it.

Other notable heroes who have been shown to manscape are Superman, Dr. Manhattan, and pretty much every single male hero in the MCU. Watch any Marvel movie, and you’ll see a pristinely hairless hero's chest.

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Using the Best Trimmer for Men

As much as we’d love to say that The Lawn Mower 3.0 would be every hero’s favorite trimmer, that’s a tall order. Superman can’t exactly shave with a standard tool. Even our impressive ceramic blade would fall short of cutting his impervious hair. Dr. Manhattan is a walking cheat button, so he probably doesn’t use any tools to groom. He just gets to set his hair levels however he wants.

Still, there are a lot of heroes who would do fine with a real trimmer. Captain America, Batman, and Ironman all have to use real trimmers. There’s a good chance they would appreciate the 3.0.

That is especially true of the brilliant tinkers: Batman and Ironman. They’ve invented enough impressive technology to appreciate amazing craftsmanship when they see if. The 3.0 has an incredibly durable and low-maintenance ceramic blade. Even if it can’t handle Superman’s pubes, it would make short work for these guys. We think they’d appreciate that. The 3.0 is also water resistant, fast charging, easy to use, and stylish. You know that Tony Stark would never be satisfied with less than the best. That’s why we’d like to think he would use The Lawn Mower 3.0.

Real-Life Heroes

It’s fun to play games thinking about superheroes, but there are real heroes in the real world. Many of them manscape too. One of the best examples we could find were the brave men of the Marine Corps. It shouldn’t be surprising that Marines are ahead of the game. It turns out that manscaping was such a big deal that the Marine Corps as a whole had to ban certain practices. They claimed manscaping could inhibit combat effectiveness.

It’s important to point out that being groomed wasn’t the issue. Instead, the leadership was worried that the time being put into manscaping would take away from more important procedures. Here’s the surprising part of this story. The rules banning manscaping were put in place in 2007. Admit it. You weren’t manscaping back then.

Perhaps if The Lawn Mower 3.0 was standard issue, the Marines wouldn’t have to worry about time lost to grooming.

What Superheroes Think Of The Lawn Mower 3.0

So, if you want to manscape like a superhero, you should consider The Lawn Mower 3.0. We’ve made it the pinnacle of male grooming tools. You can look as sexy as a superhero, and you can be just a bit more like the brave men of the Marine Corps. If you want to get your hands on the amazing trimmer, or if you want any of the other amazing things we offer in regards to manscaping, spend some time at www.manscaped.com. It has absolutely everything you need, and the bulk of it is consolidated in The Perfect Package 3.0 (upgraded from The Perfect Package 2.0)

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