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THE GENTLEMen's DEPARTMENT

THE GENTLEMen's DEPARTMENT

July 05, 2018

What's the Difference Between a Gooch, Taint, and Grundle?

The human body is truly a marvel of natural engineering. When you think of all of the parts of our bodies that have a direct and ingenious purpose, you begin to really appreciate the powers of mother nature. Of course, there are also areas of our bodies that aren’t so cut and dry when it comes to their use.

 For example, some organs like the appendix have become vestigial at this point. There are other parts of our bodies that are a little less critical and still have a purpose, however unclear. One of the more notable parts of our bodies that many people don’t put much thought into is the gooch.

There’s a bit of a taboo that comes with discussing our nether regions, and it seems like the taint is even less welcome in casual conversation than our actual reproductive organs. One of the things that you need to consider is that there’s nothing wrong with talking about the human body, and it can help everyone out.

In this guide, we’re going to be looking at your taint, also known as a gooch or a grundle. We’ll be discussing how this area of the body found its name, and we’ll also be looking at its purpose and how to keep it fresh. This area of your body is responsible for some heavy scent production first and foremost, and you’ll want to keep it under control.

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What is Your Gooch, Grundle, or Taint?

The first thing that we’ll need to cover before we take a look at why this region is so-named is where it is located in the first place and what it does. Many people aren’t all that well-acquainted with this part of their bodies, and you can’t really blame them since it’s so far away from everything else.

Your gooch, grundle, and taint are all the same thing, as they’re simply different terms to describe the part of your body between the back of your balls and your anus. The scientific term for this area of your body is the perineum, and it acts as a wall between your anus and your balls so that everything can stay clean.

As you can imagine, number two would be a bit of a challenge if you had your balls flapping in the way the whole time. Beyond the simple inconvenience of being unable to poop without getting yourself dirty nine out of ten times, you would also be putting yourself at a pretty significant risk of eventual infection.

The perineum (or taint) tends to be one of the first areas on your body that starts to smell, and it is responsible for the smell of balls that emanates from your crotch. This all makes sense when you consider this area’s position on your body and how it tends to trap in sweat without a chance of escape.

Why is it Called a Gooch?

Gooch has traditionally been used as a term to refer to a wide range of different things, and it is in no way reserved only for that area between your legs. For example, you'll find that this term has been used as a nickname over the years as well as a term to refer to someone who's rough in demeanor: a bully.

It's unsure whether the term was first used to refer to unsavory characters or if it started off as a way to describe your perineum and the unpleasant connotations were already there. Gooch tends to be one of the more common terms that are used to describe your perineum because of how fun and simple it is to say.

Why is it Called a Grundle?

The etymology of the word "grundle" is actually quite similar to the development of the word "gooch," so many people assume that they have the same background. In fact, these two words certainly sound similar enough to have shared a common history and a point of linguistic divergence.

While grundle can be used to refer to your taint, you’ll find that it can also mean a few different things. Chief amongst these alternative definitions is a strange individual who is usually a bit of an outsider. Even though this term is usually only used in Canada and Australia, it’s seen some spreading (pun intended).

Why is it Called a Taint?

This is probably one of the more entertaining sources of a term that is used to refer to your perineum. Taint is one of the oldest slang terms that refers to that area on your body, and it has been in use since the early 70s at the very latest. The term taint actually doesn’t have to do with it being “tainted” as some may assume.

 In fact, the term taint comes from a short phrase that is used to define what your perineum is. The common consensus is that this term comes from the following, “T’aint a pussy and t’aint an asshole,” which is a humorous and convenient way of remembering exactly where you’ll find it.

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What Does Your Gooch, Grundle, or Taint Do?

So now that you know where all of these terms come from and what this part of your body is in the first place. You may be wondering what it can do beyond separating your anus from your genitals. Well, this part of your body is pretty versatile, but as we've said, it can cause some nasty smells to pop up.

One of the best ways to avoid smells developing in that area is to use The Crop Preserver ball deodorant, something that every man should have in his self-care kit. You may be surprised to find that the creation of smells due to its swampy position isn’t the only thing that your taint will do.

In fact, one of the main incentives that men have to keep their gooch or taint clean is because it is one of the pleasure centers of the body. If you’re feeling adventurous enough and you have a significant other that you’re willing to trust enough to go down there, then you’ll be sure to have some fun.

Of course, it's going to be a bit of a challenge to get your partner to go down there unless it's in pristine condition. Some people may have enough of a challenge positioning themselves between someone else's balls and ass in the first place, and you don't need to make it harder on them.

Having a rotten smell between your legs is one of the quickest ways that you can scare someone off, but you’ll find that there are a few more risks when you don’t take proper care of this area. For example, the sweat in that area may eventually end up become grundle butter.

Grundle butter is a thick, oily substance that is left over when the moisture in your ball sweat evaporates, and you’ll typically want to remove it as often as possible.

Conclusion

We appreciate you taking the time to read through this guide on the terminology behind one of the often-misunderstood parts of our bodies. Remember, keeping your gooch clean is a reward in of itself. If you want to make sure that you don’t have any problems keeping things clean, check out the Keep it Clean Kit.

 

 

 

 

 

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