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06/24/2019

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What Is a Male Moose Knuckle and How Can You Prevent One?

What are the great challenges of being a man in the modern era? Some would answer morning wood. Others would discuss the near impossible balance of expectations. Sometimes, the answer is much simpler. Moose knuckles are a plague on mankind, and we need to rally together to defeat this enemy. You’re about to learn everything you wanted (and didn’t want) to know about moose knuckles. Their reign of terror ends today.

Getting a Visual

Obviously, this term is about your manhood making a big bulge in your pants. It has happened to every single one of us, but take a moment to appreciate the imagery. If you’ve ever actually seen the “knuckle” of a moose, it looks remarkably like that unfortunate scenario where the shaft is trapped against one leg and the balls are completely isolated. Besides the discomfort that brings to us as men, it’s also uncomfortable for anyone who happens to see.

Yeah, yeah. You’re proud of your bulge. Aren’t we all. But, you’re overestimating how much anyone else in the world actually wants to see this. Even some of the most famously sexy men in the world have been taken down a peg or two for their moose knuckle. Remember, this isn’t a flattering bulge. It’s a revealing shape that no one can pull off.

Aesthetic Problems

Some of you are skeptical. Let’s address those doubts right now. First off, the penis is not inherently attractive. How long did you spend on your last session taking dick pics? Was it more than 10 seconds? That’s because your penis needs help to look good. Don’t feel bad; this is true for all men.

The problem with a moose knuckle is that it’s possibly the most unflattering display of penisry possible. When you’re dealing with it, your pants are probably too restrictive for an actual boner. Instead, your mostly flaccid member is twisting awkwardly to the contour of whatever your pants are dictating. Worse, your balls are off, trapped in their own dimension. If a proper dick pic is about presentation, the moose knuckle is its antithesis.

There’s a second issue here. Most of you reading this work pretty hard on your image. You work out (at least a little). You put effort into your fashion. You like being sexy. When you sport a moose knuckle, all of the things you’re doing right disappear in the shadow of your mangled man meat. 

what is a male moose knuckle and how you can prevent one

Health Problems

For the holdouts who want to sport their bulge no matter what, there’s another important consideration. The moose knuckle only occurs when clothes are being restrictive. The outline appears specifically because the clothing is pressing firmly against your package. This is bad for your health.

The ecosystem of your meat and veg is surprisingly delicate. You need to carefully maintain healthy temperatures and blood flow. Even minor interruptions can impact your fertility and virility. Chronic moose knuckle really can contribute to erectile dysfunction and related health issues. As much as we make fun of the moose knuckle, it can become pretty serious.

Get the Right Fit

It’s good that you’re on board. Let’s talk about how to resolve the moose knuckle problem. In most cases, it’s pretty easy. Any casual clothing just needs to fit well. When you try it on, make sure your boys have enough room to move a little and breath. That’s really all it takes. If any of this is confusing, then look in a mirror when you try on pants (or shorts or swimsuits).

The tailored fit is where this gets trickier. Every man has at least some uniqueness to his shape and dimensions. That means that a great fit for one guy can lead to a prominent moose knuckle on another. You’re going to have to learn about how tailored fits work in order to prevent the issue. In particular, it’s time for you to understand the rise. This is a term used by tailors to measure the distance from the waste to the crotch split. It determines how much wiggle room your member gets before you have to start stuffing it down a leg. In general, a larger rise is better for preventing a moose knuckle, but that isn’t universally true. Learn a little more about tailoring if you really want control over your fit.

A Tight Squeeze 

The bigger challenge presented by moose knuckles is that you don’t always get to wear properly fitting clothes. Whether it’s for athletic performance or a Halloween costume, there is a time and place to wear restrictive clothing. As long as you’re not doing it day in and out, you don’t have to worry about those health problems you just saw.

If you’re in a situation where the pants need to be tight, there are a few tricks to help you manage the moose knuckle. These will also contribute to your comfort. For sports, look into jockstraps. They exist for a reason, and while they do help protect your junk from whiplash, they also manage the bulge pretty effectively.

When a jockstrap isn’t on the table, there are three other tools that can take care of you: compression shorts, dancer’s belts and jockey pouches. Compression shorts are the best. While they do squeeze down on you, they do so in the right way. They’re medically designed (at least originally) to help improve blood flow, and they’ll snuggly tuck your stuff in a place where it doesn’t cause harm.

Dancer’s belts are wildly misunderstood by too many men. If you aren’t in the know, a dancer’s belt is basically a thong for men. Despite the connotation, these things actually work really well for managing your genitalia under tight clothing. Basically, they work similarly to a jockstrap and just keep everything organized. That’s really all you need.

As for jockey pouches, they are a style of underwear with a reinforced crotch. It’s not as extreme as putting a cup in your shorts (which could also solve this problem), but the principle feels the same. The carve out a designated space for you stuff. So, while they might show some bulge, they eliminate the greater moose knuckle issue.

 what is a male moose knuckle and how can you prevent one

Manage Your Manhood

The final means to keeping moose knuckles under control comes down to you. Unexpected arousal can cause a lot of problems — you already know that. One of those issues is that it can tangle things up a bit downstairs and create a moose knuckle. If you’re going to commit to stopping this issue before it begins, you have to improve your dick control.

There are three things that will improve your penis health and dick control. The first is exercise. No, you don’t have to do Kegels or anything like that. Instead, cardio is key. When your blood flow is healthy, it’s easier to have proper control over erections (both when you do and don’t want them). Your second key to dick control is eating right. This should surprise no one. Once again, a diet that is good for you heart is good for your penis.

Finally, you need good, regular, quality sleep. This is by far the most important of these three tricks. For starters, good sleep is good for your heart, but there’s a second issue at play during the night. REM sleep is when your body does its major testosterone regulation. It’s actually the cause of morning wood. When you don’t get proper rest, your testosterone levels get messed up, and this impacts your erections. It makes them more unpredictable and less powerful. Those are both things you want to avoid, and this problem can extend itself into the issue of moose knuckles.

We’ve covered an important issue for men everywhere today. We faced the moose knuckle head on, and now, you should have everything you need to defeat it. So, until next time, keep things tight and neat downstairs, and enjoy the small boost this advice will grant to your social life.

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