1. TIDY UP!
Nobody likes a furry elephant. Except maybe other elephants. To attract actual homo sapiens, a dude needs to regularly maintain his manhood by trimming to uncover and show off his most trusty tool. The shorter the grass, the taller the tree. This is basic manscaping 101, guys. And this is where Manscaped has your back.
2. ALWAYS USE THE
Whether you’re an expert or a novice, always use the right tools for the job! Manscaped has engineered the world’s most advanced tools to trim, refine, and keep your manhood looking so good you won’t want to keep it in your pants. The Lawn Mower 2.0 provides a quiet, powerful trim, leaving your boys even and snag free. For refinement to the max, check out The Plow safety razor to pick up where The Lawn Mower 2.0 left off. The smoothness will blow you (and your other half) away. Seen on Shark Tank.
3. MOISTURIZE & DEODORIZE
Always make sure that your family jewels feel soft and smell great. Manscaped cult favorite products put your balls on the pedestal they deserve to be on. After showering with Crop Cleanser hair and body wash, apply Crop Preserver ball deodorant, then spray with Crop Reviver toner and refresher. It’s like giving your goods a cool round of drinks on a hot day.
4. SHOW OFF THE GOODS
If you’re putting in the effort, you gotta advertise the goods. Encase your valuable assets in Manscaped boxers. Their proprietary microfiber blend ensures breathability and repels moisture. These boxers also feature super elasticity and a wide, no-roll waistband for maximum support. Tired of getting hot down there? Us, too! Crop Cooling Technology™ inhibits overheating and facilitates optimum pH levels.
5. DON’T FORGET YOUR
Just because you manscape, doesn’t mean you can forget your hands. No one wants dirty, unkempt nails clawing at them in the throes of passion. The Shears five-piece nail kit keeps your nails looking “man”-icured without ever having to step into a nail salon. Stainless steel implements give your hands a sophisticated and hygienic appearance, and a travel wallet keeps everything nice and tidy. Just like your hands.