Quarterly Replenish Plan
Thanks for Joining the Manscaped Movement, you handsome devil, you.
We’d like to reward you for your sheer brilliance and manscaping capabilities by offering you our exclusive Replenish Pack. So don’t fear if you run out of the products that have enriched your life. We’ve got you (and your nuts) covered! For a piddly $29.95, you get everything you need to replenish your Perfect Package.
Collect your trimmings, and you (and your housekeeper) can breathe easy. No errant hairs to vacuum or mop up when you have the Magic Mat. Keep your bathroom clean, and keep laughing with the entertaining news featured on this set of handy, disposable, newspaper-style mats. After trimming, just discard. Now that’s neat.