Well, everyone with groin and body hair who knows how to operate a battery-operated tool, so there might be an age range, maybe?
No, seriously, The Lawn Mower® 4.0 is awesome, so have at it, world.
Just because our name is MANSCAPED™ doesn’t mean that this does not apply to womanscaping or nonbinaryscaping...Or just because our company mission is about improving the overall male grooming and hygiene experience (because, seriously, we know a lot of you dudes out there needed some extra help) doesn’t mean other people don’t equally enjoy and use our stuff.
No matter what your bits are, odds are you have a bush and other body hair that you want to maintain, so use The Lawn Mower® 4.0. It’s really that simple.
Too much hair in certain areas not only looks unkempt, but it traps gross stuff like dirt and sweat. All that creates not-so-pleasant odors coming from areas we don’t want unpleasant odors wafting from.
We’re all about using the correct tool for the job. We created an amazing trimmer for groin and body hair grooming and we want people to use it. Period.
Really? EVERYONE Can Use The Lawn Mower® 4.0?
Yes. We didn’t stutter. The Lawn Mower® 4.0 can be used by everyone.
Quick Caveat from Legal:
Please note that we’re using the term “everyone” to over-emphasize that it does not matter if you are a man using our product or not. Regardless if you have a penis or if you have a vagina, if you have groin or body hair and want an amazing trimmer, use The Lawn Mower® 4.0. It’s amazing and it will do a great job regardless of the type of bits you have or what kind of body hair maintenance you want to use it for.
As long as you are old enough to have groin and body hair and you can read instructions on how to work The Lawn Mower® 4.0 correctly and safely, you’re kind of good to go.
Ok, now that that’s clear.
So, yeah, this means that your Nana can use The Lawn Mower® 4.0 to make things all nice and even down there, too.
Oh, yes, my friend, we just went there. You made us do the whole legal caveat bit because we know some of you out there are like, but REALLY? My toddler can’t use this…merf merf. Now you’re making us talk about your grandma’s bush just to prove a point.
You did ask the question though, so when we mean everyone, we truly mean it. You don’t know what Grandma Lynn is up to in her spare time. Also, we kind of think everyone should just buy The Lawn Mower® 4.0 for their grandma this upcoming holiday season.
There you go, we’re also helping you with your holiday shopping list. There’s something for the whole family with MANSCAPED™. Didn’t realize this article was now about holiday shopping ideas, but that worked out in our favor.
Your little sister can use it. Your best friend can use it. Joe’s dad can use it. Kwame, your grad school professor, can use it. Grandpa Joe definitely should use it.
The Lawn Mower® 4.0
At this point we feel we need to dive into the amazingness that is The Lawn Mower® 4.0 just so you are truly convinced that this is the gift buy of the 2022 holiday season:
- This is a 4th generation edition.
This means we’ve released this bad boy four different times throughout the history of MANSCAPED™. Four times of releasing new technology. Four times of releasing new features. Four times at taking thousands upon thousands of sets of feedback into consideration. It’s the best we can do at this point and it can be yours.
- It has SkinSafe™ replaceable ceramic blades.
Oooooo, ceramic. These babies are sharp, they are hygienic, and they are engineered for maximum trimming efficiency. The SkinSafe design means that they are set back 3mm from the edge so you have an extra layer of protection against nicks and cuts that can accidentally happen.
Whether you just need to trim a little off the top or need to tackle a more serious hairy area, we gave you options. The lower the guard number, the more hair you will trim at a single time.
Remember if you are newer to the whole groin or body hair trimming thing, start small and trim a little bit at a time until you get to the length you want.
This means it’s quiet. No more waking up the whole house in the morning because of your bathroom trimming routine. Or not being able to hear your morning music playlist that gets you pumped up. Trimming your bush should allow you to enter a zen-like state, so we made it shhhhhhh.
Because bathrooms are wet places. Water and technology usually don’t mix, but we made it so.
While many people who use The Lawn Mower® 4.0 trim outside of the shower so they can stand in front of a mirror, you can use this thing in the shower if you prefer. We gave you options.
If The Lawn Mower® 4.0 gets splashed from the sink or accidentally falls in the toilet, it’s gravy. (We do suggest sanitizing it though if it falls in your toilet before the next use. Just a little suggestion.)
This means no annoying cords sticking out all over the place or getting in the way. This also means you don’t have to scramble and look for a very specific battery every time your trimmer runs low on juice.
The battery on The Lawn Mower® 4.0 is also impressive. We’ve clocked up to a 90-minute usage on this thing. That’s one hell of a trimming session if you ask us, but if you need a full hour and a half to do your thing, The Lawn Mower® 4.0 can deliver.
Light helps you see things better, so we gave you 4000k worth. You want to be able to zoom in on what you’re trimming and we know some of your bathrooms lack good lighting.
And the power status thing is more of a reminder for when you need to charge your batteries. We really do try to help you humans out.
This means no vibrating bathroom kits in your checked luggage. We know TSA does not take kindly to vibrating luggage, so we eliminated that risk.
Why give you an incredible grooming and hygiene tool and then not make it look good? Our design team at MANSCAPED™ doesn’t operate like that, so we’ve busted out the two-toned black finish on The Lawn Mower® 4.0. Our logo is black chrome. It’s sleek. You’re going to want to touch and hold this thing.
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