As humans, we like “the best.” The best hair, the best clothes, the best car, the best job, the best vacation, the best dog…
Well, why not add the best tools for the job to that list?
At MANSCAPED™ we don’t want you grooming your body and all those sensitive bits with just a standard set of run-of-the-mill grooming tools and products. We want the best, so that, by God, is what you’re going to get.
When it comes to male grooming, this means that your balls, for example, need a different set of tools and products than your face. This means that today we’re going to zoom in on one of the best groin grooming tools you can have - grooming clippers.
Grooming clippers, eh?
You say tomato, we say tomato.
We say grooming clippers, you might say hair trimmer. Your friend, let’s call him Bob, might say it's an electric razor. Even though Bob is not technically right, we’ll forgive him. It’s a common mistake to use the term “razor” for a tool that actually doesn’t have individual razor blades.
But anyway, for simplicity’s sake, grooming clippers or grooming trimmers are electric tools that cut hair.
And there are many types of grooming clippers. Your barber has a set of clippers that are specifically designed for sideburns, for example. There are also clippers that are specifically designed for shaping a beard or a goatee. At MANSCAPED™, our team has a set of clippers for your balls. We’re specialized like that.
A clipper designed for my balls, you say?
Why yes, my good chap, a grooming clipper (or trimmer) designed for your balls.
Welcome to the world of The Lawn Mower® 4.0 trimmer
You might not know it yet, but The Lawn Mower® 4.0 trimmer is going to change your life. It might be the secret to happiness. We’re pretty confident.
Your first experience with a high-quality, groin-specific grooming clipper or trimmer is like nothing you have felt below. Its sleek design and explosive energy will excite you deep to your core. You know something special is about to happen.
It’s got a nice, smooth exterior, a beautiful look, it gives you a solid grip, and the ceramic blades are pristine and sharp—it’s a masterpiece. Then you have the cordless design that makes everything super light and manageable. Il est magnifique! The Lawn Mower® 4.0 empowers you to be a better man, a groomed man.
Let’s zoom in on some of the features of this beauty of a grooming tool, shall we?
- The Lawn Mower® 4.0 trimmer sets itself apart with its safety design. SkinSafe™ technology is a unique and invaluable approach to protecting your junk when you get down to grooming. You can trim as close as you like, and this technology will help avoid accidents. General note from our lawyers: *SkinSafe® technology does not guarantee cut protection. Take a little responsibility. It is being guided by your hand, my friend.
- The Lawn Mower® 4.0 trimmer has an IPX7 rating. What, you might ask, is an IPX7 rating? Well, it means it's waterproof. We know how convenient it is to groom in the shower, so we made a trimmer to provide that freedom. It’s safe to use in the shower or out of the shower.
Speaking of wet trimmers, you don’t want your grip to slip while you’re hard at work cleaning up your bush. The no-slip grip has been tirelessly tested. Even when the trimmer gets wet, you can trust your ability to hold and control it.
- Cordless = convenience. It has a rechargeable lithium-ion battery that can groom nonstop for much longer than you will need. That freedom leads to better grooming, more consistent grooming, and less resistance to maintaining your grooming routine. It also has a wireless docking station so you can charge it up as needed AND a power status indicator so you know when the juice is getting a little low.
- In addition to the clipper/trimmer, The Lawn Mower® 4.0 comes with adjustable guards in sizes 1 - 4. This allows you to take a little off at a time or go for it.
- We’ve installed a 4000k LED spotlight in this thing so you can really get a good look at the area you’re dealing with. If you’ve never shined a spotlight on your testicles you’re missing out, so we’ve got this covered.
- It’s even got a travel lock so you’re not “that guy” with the vibrating suitcase.
Oh, hold up, we almost forgot what might be the BEST part of this clipper/trimmer.
While The Lawn Mower® 4.0 was specifically designed for your special groin area, it’s NOT just for your groin. Mind blown, we know. We’re not going to lie, the balls were the inspiration, but the tool we created is, in fact, kind of perfect for most other hairy places on your body. You can trim the pubes, your balls, and pretty much the whole down-there area. You can move down through the grundle and get all of your butt. The Lawn Mower® 4.0 is a sensitive-area trimmer, so if it can be safe on the balls, it can be safe for most of your body.
That’s right. Did we just make a trimmer that you can use on your ENTIRE groin area, but also your chest and torso? Yes, yes we did. Legs and arms? Sure! Why not?
Adjust the guard lengths and make sure your chest hair isn’t smothering any poor soul who hugs you. Clean up around your happy trail to show off those man abs of yours. Or just clean it up.
Next, you can get a friend or partner to clean up your back. Yes, pay attention to your back. Full body grooming means just because you can’t see doesn’t mean someone else can’t see it, so clean it up.
The Lawn Mower® 4.0 trimmer is ready to do it all from the small of the back to the shoulders. You can go over your pits while you’re at it - have fun!
Then, you can move up to your head.
What?! This clipper/trimmer is for your head hair too. AMAZING.
This trimmer works on beards and your mop. It is a clipper/trimmer that can do it all, but we need to put forward an important disclaimer:
You do NOT want to use the same blade to cut all of the hair on your body because of naturally occurring bacteria. The bacteria that grows on your junk is very different from what will be found on your face, and using the same blade for both will mix and match that bacteria.
There are two simple answers:
- Either have a dedicated tool for above or below the shoulders OR
- Change and sanitize your blades before switching zones
You can also buy a second one and have The Lawn Mower® 4.0 for above and The Lawn Mower® 4.0 for below.
Options and more options…
Alright, let’s do this thing!
So, now that you are convinced that The Lawn Mower® 4.0 is the best let’s review how to use this amazing grooming tool:
Step 1: Prep your bathroom
Trimming your body hair is messy. For the sake of your bathroom’s cleanliness and anyone whose bare feet might be subject to your bathroom’s floor, prep your space BEFORE you start trimming.
Our suggestion? Use our oh-so-perfect Magic Mat® shaving mat. This collects the mess, so even cleaning up after your trim is simple. Once your mat is placed, strip down, and let’s do this!
Step 2: Trim
Step over your may, assume the spread-em position, and start to trim with The Lawn Mower® 4.0. Use the cutting guards and figure out the length that you want. Take your time and let the trimmer do all of the work.
Step 3: Enter the shower
After your trim, you’re going to want to shower. Get that shower warm and enter. Take the time to wash off any clipped hair that might be sticking around, lather up, and get clean. We suggest our UltraPremium Body Wash for the job. The formula will help to hydrate the skin you just trimmed and will also promote healthy body hair as it all grows back.
Step 4: Shave closer if desired
Being in the shower is also the perfect opportunity for a closer body or groin area shave. We have a whole other article on shaving your shaft and balls for you to enjoy HERE.
Step 5: Dry and then air dry some more
After rinsing off, washing, and shaving, it’s time to dry. A lot of guys do not take the time to fully dry and we’re here to tell you to SLOW DOWN. Dry fully and even stand around naked for a while and air dry. There are a lot of skin folds that love excess moisture.
Step 6: Product time
In addition to developing the bomb.com grooming clipper/trimmer, we also have released some pretty amazing groin products.
After you’re dry, reach for the Crop Preserver® ball deodorant. It will keep you smelling wonderful down there, but it will do much more, too. The formula helps to control moisture. You don’t want a swamp crotch, but you also don’t want dry skin in the groin. Crop Preserver ball deodorant helps keep you in the happy medium. It also reduces friction, and that is just the best.
After applying Crop Preserver ball deodorant, you’ll want to finish it off with a touch of Crop Reviver®, our ball toner. It’s especially helpful after a shave specifically. The aloe vera in the formula soothes and helps your skin recover from the damage caused by your razor.
There you have it, men!
Hint hint: Check out the Perfect Package 4.0 full grooming kit because we miiiiight have everything you need in one package.